About

I’m just your average American worker bee/mother-to-be and thought someone should speak the truth on the internet about how easy life truly is.

But, REALLY:

I’m an anxious worrywart who is always stressing about everything I have to do. And I’m expecting my first child this fall.

I love my animals, reading, crude humor, and eating as many cherries as I see fit.

I am terrible at home projects and barely have time to clean my closet.

This blog is an outlet for these anxieties and a place to try out things to make my life easier. If you’re here, maybe you’ll find this information useful/cathartic.  If not, oh well!

Anonymous because this is the internet. But you can contact me using anonymous internet ways here: